Chapter 5 Summary
Byron has a dangerous habit of playing with matches, and Momma is acutely aware of the potential deadliness of matches. She often tells a story about when her house caught on fire when she was a little girl, and she and her brothers had to wear clothes that smelled like smoke for years as a result. Momma and Joey get "all sad and sobby" when she tells this story, but Byron and Kenny have heard it so many times that they think it is "kind of funny" and have even given it a name: "Momma's Smokey the Bear story." Momma had caught him lighting matches the last time about a week previously and had put him on punishment for a month, and she swears that the next time she catches him starting fires, she is going to burn him.
Byron does not take the warning seriously, and it is not even a week later when he goes into the bathroom and locks the door. Kenny senses that his brother is up to no good and peeks through the keyhole to witness Byron making a "bunch of little toilet paper parachutes," lighting them on fire, and dropping them into the toilet, pretending that they are Nazi fliers getting shot down over the Flint River. Byron, playing the role of the parachutists, screams every time his little paper creations go down in flames, then he flushes them down the toilet. It is not long before Momma comes upstairs to see what all the commotion is about. She smells smoke and immediately hits the bathroom door with her shoulder, causing it to fly open and startle Byron, who is in the act of disposing of his seventh Nazi. Enraged, Momma snatches her son by the neck and drags him down the stairs, throwing him onto the sofa.
Momma tells Joetta to get her a book of matches from the...
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