In Chapter II, the friends are considering how they want to conduct their boat trip. J., the narrator, speaks about the wonders of pulling their boat alongside the river. There, the three friends can smoke pipes and listen to the burble of the river in peace until they fall asleep under the stars. However, Harris interjects with a question about what they will do if it rains. Then, J. thinks about the horrors of camping in the rain, including the hassle of putting up a heavy and soggy tent. Then, the friends would likely eat a dinner that is soaked through with rainwater and wake up with colds in the morning. Then, as the narrator says:

"We therefore decided that we would sleep out on fine nights; and hotel it, and inn it, and pub it, like respectable folks, when it was wet, or when we felt inclined for a change."

Their dog, Montmorency, agrees with this compromise, in which the friends will sleep outside in good weather and sleep in an inn, hotel, or pub if it's rainy or they simply crave the indoors.