. . . "Why, Sir, if the fellow does not think as he speaks, he is lying; and I see not what honour he can propose to himself from having the character of a lyar. But if he does really think that there is no distinction between virtue and vice, why, Sir, when he leaves our houses let us count our spoons."

In this passage, Dr. Johnson addresses the absurdity of an individual claiming there is no difference between virtue and vice. Johnson's sharp wit cuts through the façade of this so-called "savage" individual who dismisses societal norms. By suggesting that "when he leaves our houses let us count our spoons," Johnson implies that someone who truly believes there's no moral distinction might not hesitate to steal. The remark cleverly underscores the danger of moral relativism, emphasizing the practical necessity of distinguishing between right and wrong. Johnson's statement also serves to highlight the hypocrisy of the man in question, as he doubts the sincerity of the man's assertions, suggesting he talks this way merely for attention. Ultimately, Johnson defends the value and necessity of moral distinctions in a civilized society.