Harry Riley

Harry Riley serves as the janitor in the stadium's changing room, a role he has maintained for two decades without ever having watched a rugby match. His loyalty lies solely with the team's owner, Sir Frederick Thornton, rather than with the game or its players. Riley epitomizes the value of hard work and believes that contemporary players have grown complacent, softened by modern conveniences. Despite limited education and his sometimes superstitious and ill-informed views, he possesses a keen sensitivity to the players' moods and dynamics. His sweeping motions on stage symbolize his belief in the necessity of physical labor for a meaningful existence. As the first and last character seen on stage, Harry functions as a focal point of the narrative, embodying the tension between progress and tradition.

Sir Frederick Thornton

Sir Frederick Thornton, the affluent owner of the rugby club, is emblematic of the English class system. His wealth underscores the social divide between him and the players, yet he strives to connect with them and values their well-being. Thornton's philosophical stance is a mediating one, caught between Harry Riley's conservative nostalgia and MacKendrick's embrace of modernity. While financially supporting the team, he remains apprehensive about the spirit of the sport being compromised by technological advances, as depicted in his dream of robot players. Thornton's decision to retain Kendal despite his injury demonstrates his genuine concern for his players beyond their professional roles.

Clifford Owens

As the team captain, Clifford Owens plays a pivotal role in encouraging the professionalization of the team. His leadership and emphasis on success are well-received by both his teammates and Thornton. Owens illustrates the shift in the players' mentality from seeing the sport as an avocation to viewing it as a career. His accomplishments on the field are undisputed, and his efforts to foster teamwork are a testament to the changing dynamics within the team.

Ken Walsh

Ken Walsh, who plays forward, brings levity and humor to the team, fostering camaraderie and morale among his teammates. Despite being a laborer by profession, Walsh enjoys the social aspects of the sport, though his antics occasionally draw criticism from more reserved team members. His role is central to the interactions that drive the narrative forward.

MacKendrick

The team's secretary and accountant, MacKendrick, is a staunch advocate of modernity. He counters Harry Riley's skepticism about progress, arguing that advancements have improved living conditions, including better housing and employment opportunities. MacKendrick infuses the team with enthusiasm and supports the notion of embracing technological and social changes while maintaining a strong administrative role within the club.

Kendal (Kenny)

Kendal, also referred to as Kenny, is an older player whose injury highlights the inherent physical risks of rugby. The incident, which takes place offstage, shifts focus to the interpersonal relationships and support within the team. Thornton's decision to keep Kendal on the team post-injury signifies his commitment to the players' welfare, acknowledging the dangers they face in pursuit of the game.

Trevor

Trevor, a high school teacher and one of the team’s few white-collar professionals, represents the evolving demographics of the sport. His involvement illuminates the shifting nature of the team, as it now includes individuals who balance their professional lives with the emotional and financial benefits of playing. Trevor's participation underscores how the team has grown to include a diverse range of players, broadening its cultural and socio-economic composition.