Wellesley Slang
Know the slang, know the school. The following is a list of things you really need to know before coming to Wellesley. The more of these words you know, the better off you'll be.
- BDOC
Big Dyke On Campus, voted on each year at Dyke Ball; an on-campus celebrity who makes even the straight girls swoon.
- CE
Continuing Education (see Davis Scholars).
- Community
An online forum with the stated purpose of keeping the college community in touch; in reality, tends to disintegrate into flamewars (see next page).
- CWIS
College-Wide Information System, Wellesley's Intranet system.
- CWS
Center for Work and Service, career- counseling office.
- Davis Scholars
Non- traditional aged students.
- FirstClass
Wellesley's e-mail and conferencing system.
- Firsties, FYs
First-years, Wellesley's gender-neutral term for freshmen.
- Flamewar
An online argument, usually conducted on a public forum that degenerates into insults.
- F$#* Truck
The Senate Bus, the $2 weekend campus- to-campus bus that shuttles between Wellesley, Harvard and MIT.
- Gen Judic
General Judiciary, the student, faculty, and staff enforcement body of the Honor Code.
- Hoopies
Students who work at the Hoop, an on- campus café.
- Honor Code
Wellesley's trust-based code of conduct.
- LUG/BUG
Lesbian/Bisexual Until Graduation, a term illustrating some students relaxed approach to sexuality.
- New Dorms
Residential complex on the east side of campus, including Bates, McAfee, and Freeman Halls.
- Prospies
Prospective students.
- Quad
The Hazard residence complex, including Beebe, Caz, Pom, and Shafer Halls.
- Quint
The Quad with the addition of Munger Hall.
- SBOG
Schneider Board of Governors, a student board that organizes on-campus social events.
- Schneids
Schneider Student Center.
- Sci Center
Science Center.
- Shakes
Shakespeare Society's Tudor house, where performances are held.
- Stalkernet, Stalkhernet
Online photo directory.
- Swells/Hells/Wells
Varyingly affectionate nicknames for Wellesley College.
- “That” girl
The precise definition of this Wellesley type is regularly debated, but she seems to be the girl who either does all the class reading three weeks ahead of time or who doesn't do the reading but spouts off in class anyway. She tends to disturb everyone else's learning experience, but she always seems to be having a great time. She's a regular in office hours, on FirstClass (particularly Community), and in campus organizations. She is ubiquitously mocked and despised.
- Tunnelling
Going on an expedition into the series of campus steam tunnels.
- The Ville
Town of Wellelsey.
- Wendy Wellesley
Used by the administration as the Wellesley version of “Jane Doe”, used by students as “That” girl.
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