The Ten WORST Things About UB

  • Parking in Siberia

  • North Campus's dreary isolation and Stalinist architecture (to continue the Russia metaphor)

  • The football team reaching the top—of ESPN's “Bottom 10”

  • Finding things in the campus food

  • Writing your student ID on a test instead of your name

  • Guys who drive tricked-out Hondas and act like they never graduated from high school

  • Getting lost in Ellicott after living there for three years

  • Ten minutes to class, and it's on South Campus

  • The debate over whether to call that carbonated drink “pop” or “soda”

  • Blizzards!