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Twelfth Night | Act V, Scene I - Page 3

SEBASTIAN:

[To Olivia]

So comes it, lady, you have been
mistook:
But nature to her bias drew in that.(270)
You would have been contracted to a maid;
Nor are you therein, by my life, deceived,
You are betroth'd both to a maid and man.
DUKE ORSINO:
Be not amazed; right noble is his blood.
If this be so, as yet the glass seems true,(275)
I shall have share in this most happy wreck:

[To Viola.]

Boy, thou hast said to me a thousand times,
Thou never shouldst love woman like to me.
VIOLA:
And all those sayings will I overswear;
And all those swearings keep as true in soul(280)
As doth that orbed continent the fire
That severs day from night.
DUKE ORSINO:
Give me thy hand;
And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds.
VIOLA:
The captain that did bring me first on shore
Hath my maid's garments: he upon some action,
Is now in durance, at Malvolio's suit,
A gentleman, and follower of my lady's.
OLIVIA:
He shall enlarge him: fetch Malvolio hither:
And yet, alas, now I remember me,(290)
They say, poor gentleman, he's much distract.

[Re-enter Clown, with a letter.]

A most extracting frenzy of mine own
From my remembrance clearly banish'd his.
How does he, sirrah?
CLOWN:
Truly, madam, he holds Belzebub at the stave's
end as well as a man in his case may do: he has here
writ a letter to you; I should have given it you today morning,
but as a madman's epistles are no gospels, so it skills not
much when they are delivered.
OLIVIA:
Open't, and read it.(300)
CLOWN:
Look then to be well edified when the fool delivers the
madman. [Reads] ‘By the Lord, madam,’—
OLIVIA:
How now! art thou mad?
CLOWN:
No, madam, I do but read madness: an your ladyship
will have it as it ought to be, you must allow Vox.(305)
OLIVIA:
Prithee, read i' thy right wits.
CLOWN:
So I do, madonna; but to read his right wits is to read
thus; therefore perpend, my princess, and give ear.
OLIVIA:

[To Fabian.]

Read it you, sirrah.
FABIAN:

[Reads]

'By the Lord, madam, you wrong me, and the world shall know(310)
it: though you have put me into darkness and given your
drunken cousin rule over me, yet have I the benefit of my senses
as well as your ladyship. I have your own letter that induced
me to the semblance I put on; with the which I doubt not but(315)
to do myself much right or you much shame. Think of me as
you please. I leave my duty a little unthought of, and speak
out of my injury.
The madly-used Malvolio.'
OLIVIA:
Did he write this?
CLOWN:
Ay, madam.(320)
DUKE ORSINO:
This savours not much of distraction.
OLIVIA:
See him deliver'd, Fabian; bring him hither.

[Exit Fabian.]

My lord so please you, these things further thought on,
To think me as well a sister as a wife,
One day shall crown the alliance on't, so please you,(325)
Here at my house and at my proper cost.
DUKE ORSINO:
Madam, I am most apt to embrace your offer.

[To Viola]

Your master quits you; and, for your service
done him,
So much against the mettle of your sex,(330)
So far beneath your soft and tender breeding,
And since you call'd me master for so long,
Here is my hand: you shall from this time be
You master's mistress.
OLIVIA:
A sister! you are she.(335)

[Re-enter Fabian with Malvolio.]

DUKE ORSINO:
Is this the madman?
OLIVIA:
Ay, my lord, this same;
How now, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO:
Madam, you have done me wrong, Notorious wrong.
Notorious wrong.(340)
OLIVIA:
Have I, Malvolio? no.
MALVOLIO:
Lady, you have. Pray you, peruse that letter.
You must not now deny it is your hand:
Write from it, if you can, in hand or phrase;
Or say 'tis not your seal, not your invention:(345)
You can say none of this: well, grant it then,
And tell me, in the modesty of honour,
Why you have given me such clear lights of favour;
Bade me come smiling and cross-garter'd to you;
To put on yellow stockings, and to frown(350)
Upon Sir Toby and the lighter people:
And, acting this in an obedient hope,
Why have you suffer'd me to be imprison'd,
Kept in a dark house, visited by the priest,
And made the most notorious geck and gull(355)
That e'er invention played on? tell me why.
OLIVIA:
Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing,
Though, I confess, much like the character
But out of question, 'tis Maria's hand.
And now I do bethink me, it was she(360)
First told me thou wast mad; then camest in smiling,
And in such forms which here were presupposed
Upon thee in the letter. Prithee, be content:
This practice hath most shrewdly pass'd upon thee;
But, when we know the grounds and authors of it,(365)
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge
Of thine own cause.
FABIAN:
Good madam, hear me speak;
And let no quarrel, nor no brawl to come
Taint the condition of this present hour,(370)
Which I have wonder'd at. In hope it shall not,
Most freely I confess, myself and Toby
Set this device against Malvolio here,
Upon some stubborn and uncourteous parts
We had conceived against him: Maria writ(375)
The letter at Sir Toby's great importance;
In recompense whereof he hath married her.
How with a sportful malice it was follow'd
May rather pluck on laughter than revenge;
If that the injuries be justly weigh'd(380)
That have on both sides past.
OLIVIA:

[To Malvolio.]

Alas, poor fool, how have they baffled
thee!
CLOWN:
Why, ‘some are born great, some achieve greatness, and
some have greatness thrown upon them.’ I was one, sir, in(385)
this interlude: one Sir Topas, sir; but that's all one. ‘By the
Lord, fool, I am not mad.’ But do you remember? ‘Madam,
why laugh you at such a barren rascal? An you smile not,
he's gagged:’ and thus the whirligig of time brings in his
revenges.(390)
MALVOLIO:
I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you.

[Exit.]

OLIVIA:
He hath been most notoriously abus'd.
  • corrected the course of your mistake
  • engaged
  • like you love me
  • swear again
  • As the sun keeps its fire
  • legality
  • imprisoned
  • because of Malvolio's lawsuit
  • free him
  • crazy
  • other thoughts of mine made me forget about Malvolio
  • the devil
  • end of a stick
  • it doesn't matter too much
  • instructed, enlightened
  • [Latin] voice; Feste is telling Olivia that she must let him read the letter out loud in his imitation of a madman's voice.
  • normally
  • consider
  • provoked, caused
  • with which
  • I'll ignore my duty right now
  • This doesn't seem like insanity.
  • set free
  • once you have thought more about this
  • Olivia means a sister-in-law. When Olivia marries Sebastian, she will become Viola's sister-in-law. Then, when Viola marries Orsino, Olivia will become Orsino's sister-in-law through marriage.
  • we'll all (both couples) be married on the same day
  • at my expense
  • releases
  • character of your gender
  • to read carefully
  • thought, idea
  • with consideration for your own honor
  • signals that you like me
  • inferior
  • fool
  • style
  • there is no question
  • And acting in the way the letter told you to act
  • was maliciously played on you
  • the accuser or claimant in a lawsuit
  • stain the quality of this moment
  • marvelled
  • characteristics
  • urgent request
  • Let us rather draw on
  • Since both sides have been injured equally.
  • spinning top