The Life and Extraordinary Adventures of Private Ivan Chonkin, 1975
Ivan Chonkin (ee-VAN CHON-keen), a simple Russian soldier sent to the village of Krasnoye to guard a small military plane. Short and puny, bowlegged and lop-eared, he is ill-suited for any role outside of his world, from which he is snatched away and thrust into a situation that almost costs him his life. Instead of living a normal life he desires, he becomes the center of attention and the unwitting opponent of an entire state apparatus. He remains oblivious to all the commotion.
Nyura Belyashova (NYEW-rah bee-LYAH-shoh-vah), the postmistress and Chonkin’s lover. A simple, unmarried woman, she is a perfect partner for Chonkin. Only slightly better educated and on the receiving end of cruel jokes, she is unwanted and unloved by anyone else except for her cow and pig. Chonkin’s love seem to be Nyura’s compensation for years of emptiness and loneliness.
Ivan Golubev (EE-van goh-LEWB-yehv), a local manager of the collective farm. Although he has more common sense than other functionaries, he still plods through his routine as long as his sense of propriety is not disturbed.
Captain Milyaga (mee-LYAH-gah), the head of the local NKVD (the precursor to the KGB). Milyaga is merciless in peaceful times but cowardly when the going gets tough. Caught in a bizarre turn of events, he becomes a victim of his incompetence and lack of common sense, and he is coldly disposed of by equally incompetent and nonsensical comrades.
Kuzma Gladishev (kew-ZMAH gla-DEE-shehv), a pseudo-scientist raising hybrid potato-tomato plants. By pursuing a nonsensical project, he embodies the type of scientist during Stalin’s reign whose work was based primarily on loyalty to the Party. He comes across as ludicrous and worthless.