From the day he was born, Andy Rooney was a mischievous troublemaker. When he was old enough to work, his mother took him to Squire Egan of Merryvale Hall, who hired him as a stableboy. His literal mind and naive ways frequently caused his superiors great agitation.
One day, Squire Egan sent Andy to the post office to get a letter. Thinking the postage unduly high, Andy stole two other letters in order to get his money’s worth. The Squire’s letter was from Murtough Murphy, an attorney, and it concerned a forthcoming election for a county seat held by Sir Timothy Trimmer, who was expected to die soon. Murphy warned Egan that although he could be certain of most of the votes in the election, Squire O’Grady of Neck-or-Nothing Hall was likely to support the Honorable Sackville Scatterbrain, another candidate. It happened that one of the purloined letters was addressed to Gustavus O’Grady. Peering through the envelope, Egan made out some unflattering words about himself. In anger, he threw the letter into the fire. To cover up his error, he also burned the other letter and then told Andy that he destroyed them to protect such a foolish gossoon from detection.
Andy could never get anything straight. When Squire Egan sent him on an errand to get a document from Murtough Murphy and Mrs. Egan sent him to the apothecary shop, Andy left Murphy’s paper on the counter of the store and took up, instead, O’Grady’s packet of medicine. The apothecary then unknowingly gave O’Grady the document from Murphy. On receiving O’Grady’s medicine, Squire Egan was insulted and challenged Murphy to a duel. O’Grady, insulted at the contents of Murphy’s legal document, challenged M’Garry, the apothecary. The matter was soon straightened out; Handy Andy fared the worst.
Edward O’Connor was a gallant cavalier. Well-educated and gifted as a poet, he was a favorite among the men of the community. He was in love with Fanny Dawson but had not declared himself as yet. A misunderstanding between Fanny’s father and Edward had resulted in the young man’s banishment from the Dawson house. After the quarrel, Major Dawson maintained an intense dislike for the poet. Although she brooded over the absence of her lover, Fanny was forced to obey her father’s wishes.
While walking one night, Andy stumbled over a man stretched out in the middle of the road. He hailed a passing jaunting car. The driver, learning that the drunken man was his brother, stayed behind to care for him and asked Andy to drive his carriage. The passenger, Mr. Furlong, said he was on his way to visit the Squire. Assuming that he meant Squire Egan, Andy took Furlong to Merryvale Hall, but Furlong had wanted to see O’Grady on election business. Egan, continuing to deceive the visitor, sent for Murphy, and the two men contrived to pump as much information from Furlong as they could.
When the truth was revealed, Furlong set out for Neck-or-Nothing Hall. He met with more mischief there. O’Grady was in a terrible mood,...
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