E. C. Gordon—also known as “Easy,” “Scar,” and “Oscar”—is a veteran from a military family who narrowly escaped death in combat in Southeast Asia. He now lives frugally on the French Riviera. Answering a personals advertisement in the newspaper, he finds himself faced with Rufo, a short, muscular raconteur, and Star, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. The advertisement promises great adventure, danger, and reward, and Oscar soon has all these things as he embarks with Star and Rufo, who is now his groom, on a series of adventures aimed at recovering the lost Egg, a repository containing the collected wisdom of hundreds of emperors and empresses of the Twenty Universes.
Oscar, Rufo, and Star battle Igli, a golemlike humanoid, the Horned Ghosts, enormous rats, and scientifically plausible fire-breathing dragons. In more peaceful but no less startling action, they enjoy the hospitality of the Doral, a semimedieval Nevian lord who expects Oscar to sleep with his wife and/or daughters and who must be placated when Oscar does not. Oscar, a superb swordsman, eventually kills the Soul-Eater, guardian of the stolen Egg, who has taken the form of Cyrano de Bergerac. Oscar is wounded seriously in the battle and is nursed to health by Star, who he discovers is the current empress of the Twenty Universes. He has come to love her, and they are married.
As Oscar recovers and basks in the glory of being the one Hero who could have...
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