Can't Get There From Here Characters

Todd Strasser


There are eight members of the street "family" highlighted in the narrative; all but one of them are fleeing from untenable family situations. The main character, Maybe, has been with the tribe since her mother, an alcoholic with four children who used Maybe as a convenient babysitter, finally told her to leave because she was the oldest, and there would then be one less mouth to feed. Maybe has a skin condition which marks her skin with spots of uneven pigmentation, and a scar on her back in the shape of an iron, the result of one of her mother's drunken rages. Although the idea of a stable, secure environment appeals to her, Maybe shuns offers of group home placement, preferring to retain the freedom to determine her own destiny. Maybe is exceptional in that she retains the capacity to care about others. It is she who recognizes the value of Tears' innocence, and maneuvers to get her off the streets.

Country Club and OG are, at twenty-two, the oldest in the group. Country Club's body is discovered in the opening chapters of the book; he is dead of chronic alcohol poisoning. OG, seriously ill himself with a bone-jarring cough which produces blood, adopts a stray puppy to fill the void of his friend's passing. OG keeps to himself, but makes some of the most astute observations concerning the kids' situation, voicing the sentiment underlying the title of the book, "You can't get there from here." By the end of the story, the puppy has died of malnutrition, and OG, near death from sickness, is taken away by emergency vehicles summoned by Maybe.

Rainbow, with her beautiful features, long blond hair, and arms covered with self-inflicted cuts and scabs, is a junkie who spends most of her days sitting cross-legged against a wall, her head nodding over into her lap. Rainbow's mother, an alcoholic and an addict, actually sold her daughter for drugs multiple times. In a foster home, Rainbow was diagnosed with a variety of psychological abnormalities, and medicated. She is an incorrigible runaway, and commits suicide at the age of sixteen.

Feisty 2Moro has short, dyed red hair and wears a trademark red and orange patchwork jacket. She is HIV positive, and sells her body to get money. 2Moro's mother died of AIDS, and the identity of her father is unknown. Shuttled among relatives, she was molested and abused; at age eleven she was placed in foster care but was subsequently kicked out because of "precocious sexual behavior." Upon release from Juvenile Corrections, 2Moro took to the streets. At the age of fifteen, she is...

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