Baron Münchausen relates a history of his adventures. He once set out on horseback on a journey to Russia in midwinter. He ties his horse to a stump projecting from the snow and goes to sleep. When he awakens he finds that the abundant snow has melted and that his horse is dangling from the weather vane of a church steeple. He is subsequently pursued by a wolf that begins to devour his horse as it flees; when he attacks it with his whip, it eats the entire horse and ends up in harness itself.
While waiting to receive a commission in the Russian army, the baron hurries from his bedroom to shoot at a flock of ducks, but he strikes his head on the doorpost, which causes sparks to fly from his eyes. This experience proves useful when he finds that he has lost the flint from his flintlock; he has only to raise the musket to his face and punch himself in the eye to bag sixteen birds. He is not so lucky with a stag that he tries to bring down by spitting a cherry stone at it, but he later encounters a fine specimen with a cherry tree growing between its antlers.
His aim is just as true when he throws two flints at a pursuing bear; they strike fire in the creature’s stomach and blow it up. He has no such armaments when he encounters a wolf, so he thrusts his arm into the beast’s mouth, lays hold of its entrails, and turns it inside out. He dares not do the same to a rabid dog and throws his cloak over it instead; unfortunately, the cloak picks up the infection and passes it on to other suits in his wardrobe.
He possesses a greyhound so fast that it outruns its own legs and must thereafter be employed as a terrier. Another greyhound, a bitch, is determined to course even while heavily pregnant. One day when she chases a hare in a similar condition, the exertion leads them both to give birth, and instinct leads their respective offspring immediately to continue their mothers’ chase.
Once the Russian army’s campaign against the Turks begins, the baron’s horse suffers the indignity of being cut in two by...
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