The Taming of the Shrew | Act I, Scene 1 - Page 2
- GRE:
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I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with(130)
this condition, to be whipped at the high cross every
morning.
- HOR:
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Faith, as you say, there's small choice in rotten apples.
But come; since this bar in law makes us friends, it
shall be so far forth friendly maintained till by helping(135)
Baptista's eldest daughter to a husband we set his
youngest free for a husband, and then have to't afresh.
Sweet Bianca! Happy man be his dole! He that runs
fastest gets the ring. How say you, Signior Gremio?
- GRE:
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I am agreed; and would I had given him the best(140)
horse in Padua to begin his wooing that would
thoroughly woo her, wed her and bed her and rid the house
of her! Come on.
Exeunt [Gremio and Hortensio]
Manet Tranio and Lucentio.
- TRA:
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I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible
That love should of a sudden take such hold?(145)
- LUC:
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O Tranio, till I found it to be true,
I never thought it possible or likely;
But see, while idly I stood looking on,
I found the effect of love in idleness:
And now in plainness do confess to thee,(150)
That art to me as secret and as dear
As Anna to the queen of Carthage was,
Tranio, I burn, I pine, I perish, Tranio,
If I achieve not this young modest girl.
Counsel me, Tranio, for I know thou canst;(155)
Assist me, Tranio, for I know thou wilt.
- TRA:
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Master, it is no time to chide you now;
Affection is not rated from the heart:
If love have touch'd you, nought remains but so,
‘Redime te captum quam queas minimo.’(160)
- LUC:
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Gramercies, lad, go forward; this contents:
The rest will comfort, for thy counsel's sound.
- TRA:
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Master, you look'd so longly on the maid,
Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all.
- LUC:
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O yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face,(165)
Such as the daughter of Agenor had,
That made great Jove to humble him to her hand,
When with his knees he kiss'd the Cretan strand.
- TRA:
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Saw you no more? mark'd you not how her sister
Began to scold and raise up such a storm(170)
That mortal ears might hardly endure the din?
- LUC:
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Tranio, I saw her coral lips to move
And with her breath she did perfume the air:
Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her.
- TRA:
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Nay, then, 'tis time to stir him from his trance.(175)
I pray, awake, sir: if you love the maid,
Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her. Thus it stands:
Her eldest sister is so curst and shrewd
That till the father rid his hands of her,
Master, your love must live a maid at home;(180)
And therefore has he closely mew'd her up,
Because she will not be annoy'd with suitors.
- LUC:
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Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he!
But art thou not advised, he took some care
To get her cunning schoolmasters to instruct her?(185)
- TRA:
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Ay, marry, am I, sir; and now 'tis plotted.
- LUC:
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I have it, Tranio.
- TRA:
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Master, for my hand,
Both our inventions meet and jump in one.
- LUC:
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Tell me thine first.(190)
- TRA:
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You will be schoolmaster
And undertake the teaching of the maid:
That's your device.
- LUC:
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It is: may it be done?
- TRA:
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Not possible; for who shall bear your part,(195)
And be in Padua here Vincentio's son,
Keep house and ply his book, welcome his friends,
Visit his countrymen and banquet them?
- LUC:
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Basta; content thee, for I have it full.
We have not yet been seen in any house,(200)
Nor can we lie distinguish'd by our faces
For man or master; then it follows thus;
Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead,
Keep house and port and servants as I should:
I will some other be, some Florentine,(205)
Some Neapolitan, or meaner man of Pisa.
'Tis hatch'd and shall be so: Tranio, at once
Uncase thee; take my colour'd hat and cloak:
When Biondello comes, he waits on thee;
But I will charm him first to keep his tongue.(210)
- TRA:
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So had you need.
In brief, sir, sith it your pleasure is,
And I am tied to be obedient;
For so your father charged me at our parting,
‘Be serviceable to my son,’ quoth he,(215)
Although I think 'twas in another sense;
I am content to be Lucentio,
Because so well I love Lucentio.
- LUC:
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Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves:
And let me be a slave, to achieve that maid(220)
Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye.
Enter Biondello.
Here comes the rogue.
Sirrah, where have you been?
- BIO:
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Where have I been! Nay, how now! where are you?
Master, has my fellow Tranio stolen your clothes? Or you(225)
stolen his? or both? Pray, what's the news?
- LUC:
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Sirrah, come hither: 'tis no time to jest,
And therefore frame your manners to the time.
Your fellow Tranio here, to save my life,
Puts my apparel and my countenance on,(230)
And I for my escape have put on his;
For in a quarrel since I came ashore
I kill'd a man and fear I was descried:
Wait you on him, I charge you, as becomes,
While I make way from hence to save my life:(235)
You understand me?
- BIO:
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I, sir! ne'er a whit.
- LUC:
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And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth:
Tranio is changed into Lucentio.
- BIO:
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The better for him: would I were so too!(240)
- TRA:
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So could I, faith, boy, to have the next wish after,
That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest daughter.
But, sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's, I advise
You use your manners discreetly in all kind of
companies:(245)
When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio;
But in all places else your master Lucentio.
- LUC:
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Tranio, let's go: one thing more rests, that thyself exe-
cute, to make one among these wooers: if thou ask me
why sufficeth my reasons are both good and weighty.(250)
