Homework Help

Please provide me w/ some funny jokes. Thanks!Be funny!

user profile pic

sipy | Student, Undergraduate | Honors

Posted April 6, 2011 at 4:21 AM via web

dislike 0 like
Please provide me w/ some funny jokes. Thanks!

Be funny!

3 Answers | Add Yours

user profile pic

pohnpei397 | College Teacher | (Level 3) Distinguished Educator

Posted April 6, 2011 at 10:26 AM (Answer #2)

dislike 0 like

Here's a pretty stupid one, but my kids like it.  It's a knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow (and at this point the other person yells "moo" to interrupt) who?

 

Or another stupid one (actually, all jokes are pretty stupid, aren't they?)

Why shouldn't dinosaurs drive cars?  Because Tyrranosaurus "wrecks."

 

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?  A pouch potato...

 

Sorry... that's the sort of jokes I hear given what age my kids are...

user profile pic

kapokkid | High School Teacher | (Level 1) Educator Emeritus

Posted April 7, 2011 at 3:23 PM (Answer #3)

dislike 0 like

Here is a good one I heard a couple days ago:

 

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

 

ARGHHHHH!!!  (haha funny right)

 

But no, its actually the "C!!!"

user profile pic

litteacher8 | Middle School Teacher | (Level 1) Distinguished Educator

Posted July 10, 2011 at 1:31 PM (Answer #4)

dislike 0 like
There are many different types of jokes. My favorite involve puns and wordplay. You might want to consider going to YouTube and looking for old comedy bits, such as Who's on First? That one happens to be my favorite. It involves two baseball players that mix up the word who and others.

Join to answer this question

Join a community of thousands of dedicated teachers and students.

Join eNotes