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Why, in the third world war of Genesis, the Murlarks summon a demon to help them use the force? Why is this Demon a squid?

I'd like to explain myself, I am Squidman. I am a man of deeds. Also am I known of my famous saying: 'Hold off, Squidman'.

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Posted by squidman on Thursday May 14, 2009 at 5:29 AM and tagged with aids, albatros, animal, demon, fahrenheit, genesis, history, jesus, murlarks, phil collins, reference, squid, squidlord, squidman, summon, third world.

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  1. jillyfish Student
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    The Murlacks say that they summoned a squid demon in their heretical Book of Akkridian War-Songs, but, actually, it was nothing to do with them or their dark prayers. It was just a natural freak weather incident produced by a large anti-cyclone off the coast of Grxtha-Wrathurn which blew a giant flying squid miles off course. The squid fell onto the steets of their enemy's city, Frikkleputt, crushing the High Priest of the Frikleputtians and causing mass panic. It was just one of those things. It could have happened to anyone. You mustn't blame yourself.

    Search deep your heart Squidman, you know this is the truth.

     

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    Posted by jillyfish on Thursday May 14, 2009 at 6:53 AM

  2. dancer7
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    If you want to know the truth about the third world war of Genesis according to the Murlaks, then why ask a Squidman! Squidman don't know how to do anything but lie!

    Where are all the Murlark babies you stole from the birthing pools of Oestrogen 7? Where are all the old ones who will never answer the calls of their beloved on the beaches of Euthanasia? Where are all the mothers of Jalfrezi Prime?

    They are slaves in the terrible Squid mines of Albuquerque 4. You know this! You feast on their sweat! You live easily on their backs.

    Squidmen are the lowest lifeform in the Galaxy, and one day we will shove the last of your filthy race into the sushi of doom.

    Yours Sincerely,

    The Murlark Ambassador to the Sol System.

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    Posted by dancer7 on Thursday May 14, 2009 at 9:07 AM