The Ten WORST Things About Gustavus

  • Do something stupid on Friday night? The kid you’ve never talked to in French class will undoubtedly know by Monday morning.

  • Living in a rural community

  • Not having off-campus housing options until at least your junior year

  • Limited parking spaces

  • Figuring out how to have underage fun

  • The wind and absolute lack of trees

  • Lack of diversity

  • Limited number of majors, especially for those seeking non-traditional or specialized courses of study

  • Expensive cable

  • Gustie Greeters and their stupid move-in day whistles— they sure do lose their novelty after freshman year.