Famous Quotes by Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson]

  • The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday—but never jam today. More
  • Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late! More
  • “The horror of that moment,” the King went on, “I shall never, never forget!”
    “You... More
  • “Speak when you’re spoken to!” the Queen sharply interrupted her.
    “But if everybody... More
  • “I beg your pardon?” said Alice.
    “It isn’t respectable to beg,” said the King. More
  • “And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day!... More
  • The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said “Talk, child.”
    Alice could not help her... More
  • In winter, when the fields are white,
    I sing this song for your delight— More
  • In autumn, when the leaves are brown,
    Take pen and ink, and write it down. More
  • My one pupil has begun his work with me, and I will give you a description how the lecture is... More
  • OUR Latin books in motly row,
    Invite us to our task—
    Gay Horace, stately... More
  • And she tried to fancy what the flame of a candle looks like after the candle is blown out, for... More
  • How doth the little crocodile
    Improve his shining tale,
    And pour the waters of the... More
  • “Now I’m opening out like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-bye, feet!” (for when... More
  • I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this... More
  • “When I used to read fairy tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I... More
  • “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
    “That depends a good... More
  • “One can’t believe impossible things.”
    “I daresay you haven’t had much practice,”... More
  • “You are old, father William,” the young man said,
    “And your hair has become very... More
  • “Write that down,” the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates... More
  • “A likely story indeed!” said the Pigeon, in a tone of the deepest contempt. “I’ve seen a... More
  • All in the golden afternoon
    Full leisurely we glide;
    For both our oars, with little... More
  • “I couldn’t afford to learn it,” said the Mock Turtle with a sigh. “I only took the... More
  • How cheerfully he seems to grin,
    How neatly spreads his claws, More
  • ‘Tis the voice of the Lobster; I heard him declare,
    ‘You have baked me too brown, I must... More
  • “Come, there’s no use in crying like that!” said Alice to herself rather sharply. “I... More
  • “Well!” thought Alice to herself. “After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of... More
  • The Queen had one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. “Off with his head!” she... More
  • “Will you walk a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail,
    “There’s a porpoise close... More
  • Alice felt dreadfully puzzled. The Hatter’s remark seemed to her to have no sort of meaning in... More
  • “Contrariwise,” continued Tweedledee, “if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it... More
  • “I have answered three questions, and that is enough,”
    Said his father; “don’t give... More
  • “In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law,
    And argued each case with my... More
  • “If everybody minded their own business,” the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, “the world... More
  • The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a moment like a wild beast,... More
  • “Curiouser and curiouser!” cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she... More
  • “Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on.
    “I do,” Alice hastily... More
  • Don’t let him know she liked them best,
    For this must ever be
    A secret kept from all... More
  • “And how many hours a day did you do lessons?” said Alice, in a hurry to change the... More
  • “Let the jury consider their verdict,” the King said, for about the twentieth time that... More
  • Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not much larger than a rat... More
  • “Well, I should like to be a little larger, Sir, if you wouldn’t mind,” said Alice:... More
  • You’re nothing but a pack of cards! More
  • Alice sighed wearily. “I think you might do something better with the time,” she said,... More
  • “Who are you,” said the caterpillar.
    This was not an encouraging opening for a... More
  • “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, “it means just what I... More
  • “And what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?” More
  • “There’s no use trying,” she said: “one can’t believe impossible things.” “I... More
  • “A cat may look at a king,” said Alice. “I’ve read that in some book, but I don’t... More
  • It’s a great huge game of chess that’s being played—all over the world—if this is the... More
  • Now Kitty, let’s consider who it was that dreamed it all. This is a serious question, my dear,... More
  • He was part of my dream, of course—but then I was part of his dream, too! More
  • Why, did you ever know a conceited man dare to praise a picture? The one thing he dreads (next to... More
  • There are certain things—as, a spider, a ghost,
    The income-tax, gout, an umbrella for... More
  • “And how do you know that you’re mad?”
    “To begin with,” the Cat said, “a dog’s... More
  • “You might just as well say,” added the Dormouse, which seemed to be talking in its sleep,... More
  • Here is a golden Rule.... Write legibly. The average temper of the human race would be... More
  • If doubtful whether to end with “yours faithfully,” or “yours truly,” or “yours most... More
  • Go, throng each other’s drawing-rooms,
    Ye idols of a petty clique:
    Strut your brief... More
  • And thus they give the time, that Nature meant
    For peaceful sleep and meditative... More
  • There comes a pause, for human strength
    Will not endure to dance without cessation;
    And... More
  • Yet what are all such gaieties to me
    Whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?
    x2... More
  • Flushed with new life, the crowd flows back again:
    And all is tangled talk and mazy... More
  • FROM his shoulder Hiawatha
    Took the camera of rosewood,
    Made of sliding, folding... More
  • In proceeding to the dining-room, the gentleman gives one arm to the lady he escorts—it is... More
  • It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are... More
  • As a general rule, do not kick the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table, if personally... More
  • There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only... More
  • They’ve a temper, some of them—paticularly verbs: they’re the proudest—adjectives you can... More
  • Well, “slithy” means “lithe and slimy.” “Lithe” is the same as “active.” You see,... More
  • “Seven years and six months!” Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully. “An uncomfortable sort... More
  • ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mismy were the... More
  • We tried pathetic appeals to the wandering waiters, who told us “they are coming, Sir” in a... More
  • “If Steam has done nothing else, it has at least added a whole new Species to English... More
  • There’s nothing a well-regulated child hates so much as regularity. I believe a really healthy... More
  • “Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
    “I’ve had nothing... More
  • That which chiefly causes the failure of a dinner-party, is the running short—not of meat, nor... More
  • “My ancestors were all famous for military genius.”
    My Lady smiled graciously. “It... More
  • “A Conspiracy!” cried the delighted lady, clapping her hands. “Of all things, I do like a... More
  • And then ... he flung open the door of my compartment, and ushered in “Ma young and lovely... More
  • In an English dinner-party ... I have never known small-talk run short! More
  • And would you be a poet
    Before you’ve been to school?
    Ah, well! I hardly thought... More
  • Such epithets, like pepper,
    Give zest to what you write;
    And, if you strew them... More
  • Always speak the truth—think before you speak—and write it down afterwards. More
  • I’d give all wealth that years have piled,
    The slow result of Life’s decay,
    To be... More
  • He thought he saw an Argument
    That proved he was the Pope:
    He looked again, and found it... More
  • “He is a charming boy!” my Lady exclaimed. “Even his snores are more musical than those of... More
  • When, as a child, I first opened my eyes on a Sunday-morning, a feeling of dismal anicipation,... More
  • “The room’s very hot, with all this crowd,” the Professor said to Sylvie. “I wonder why... More
  • He thought he saw an Elephant,
    That practiced on a fife:
    He looked again, and found it... More
  • “Five o’clock tea” is a phrase our “rude forefathers,” even of the last generation,... More
  • Speak roughly to your little boy,
    And beat him when he sneezes:
    He only does it to... More
  • PLAIN SUPERFICIALITY is the character of a speech, in which any two points being taken, the... More
  • Magnitudes are algebraically represented by letter, men by men of letters, and so on. More
  • If you address a ghost as “Thing!”
    Or strike him with a hatchet,
    He is permitted by... More
  • A Billiard-marker, whose skill was immense, More
  • But a Banker, engaged at enormous expense, More
  • He had brought a large map representing the sea,
    Without the least vestige of land:
    And... More
  • ‘You may charge me with murder—or want of sense—
    (We are all of us weak at... More
  • They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
    They pursued it with forks and... More

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