The Ten WORST Things About Duke

  • Kids who didn't get into Harvard

  • High-school-style cliques

  • Administration organizing spontaneity

  • Three straight weeks of rain

  • Communal showers

  • No air-conditioning!

  • Loafers and pink shorts

  • Catching the bus

  • Student officers who don't show up to their own events

  • No parking! Anywhere!