Cyrano de Bergerac | Act I, Scene I
Scene I
The public, arriving by degrees. TROOPERS, BURGHERS, LACKEYS, PAGES, a PICKPOCKET, the DOORKEEPER, etc., followed by the MARQUISES. CUIGY, BRISSAILLE, the BUFFET-GIRL, the VIOLINISTS, etc.
[A confusion of loud voices is heard outside the door. A TROOPER enters hastily.]
- DOORKEEPER:
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[going after him] Wait! You must pay your fifteen sols!
- TROOPER:
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I get in free!
- DOORKEEPER:
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How so?
- TROOPER:
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I'm a soldier in the King's Cavalry!
- DOORKEEPER:
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[to SECOND TROOPER who also enters] And you?
- SECOND TROOPER:
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I get in free as well. I'm a musketeer!
- FIRST TROOPER:
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[to the second] The play doesn't begin until two. Let's have a bout with the foils to pass the time.
[They begin fencing.]
- A LACKEY:
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[entering] Psst—Flanquin!
- SECOND LACKEY:
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Is that you, Champagne?
- FIRST LACKEY:
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[taking cards and some dice out of his jacket pocket] Look what I've brought. Let's play!
- SECOND LACKEY:
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Good idea, my rogue friend!
[They both sit down on the floor.]
- FIRST LACKEY:
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[taking a candle-end from his pocket and lighting it] I've stolen for us a little light from my master.
- A GUARDSMAN:
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[to a SHOP-GIRL who comes toward him] How nice of you to come before the lights are lit!
[He grabs her at the waist.]
- ONE OF THE FENCERS:
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[receiving a thrust] A hit!
- ONE OF THE CARD-PLAYERS:
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A club!
- GUARDSMAN:
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[following the girl] A kiss!
- SHOP-GIRL:
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[trying to free herself from his grasp] Stop! They'll see us!
- GUARDSMAN:
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[drawing her to a dark corner] Now they can't!
- A MAN:
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[sitting on the floor with some others who are all eating food] By coming early, one can eat in comfort.
- A BURGHER:
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[leading his SON] Let's sit here, my son.
- A CARD-PLAYER:
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Triple ace!
- A MAN:
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[taking a bottle out from his jacket and seating himself on the floor] A drunkard should drink his Burgundy…[he drinks] in the Hotel Burgundy!
- BURGHER:
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[to his SON] My God! One would think we've stumbled into some place of ill-repute! What with drunkards! [He points with his cane to the drunk.] Brawlers! [One of the FENCERS jostles him.] And gamblers! [He stumbles into the midst of the CARD-PLAYERS.]
- GUARDSMAN:
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[behind the BURGHER, still teasing the SHOP-GIRL] Come on, just one kiss!
- BURGHER:
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[hurriedly pulling HIS SON away] Good heavens! And to think that Rotrou was played here!
- HIS SON:
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Yes, and Corneille too!
- A TROOP OF PAGES:
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[entering hand-in-hand, dancing and singing] Tra-la-lala-la-la-la-la-la…
- DOORKEEPER:
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[sternly, to the PAGES] You pages better behave yourselves. No pranks tonight!
- FIRST PAGE:
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[with an air of wounded dignity] Oh, sir! How can you even suspect that we would do such things? [quickly, to the SECOND PAGE, the moment the DOORKEEPER'S back is turned] Did you bring the string?
- SECOND PAGE:
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Oh, yes—and a fish-hook with it!
- FIRST PAGE:
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Great! We'll fish for wigs from up in the gallery!
- A PICKPOCKET:
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[gathering about him some evil-looking youths] Listen here, you young thieves. I'm about to give you your first lesson in stealing.
- SECOND PAGE:
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[calling up to other PAGES in the top galleries] Have you all brought your peashooters?
