Clark University

Crystal Pond, directly across from the UC, is nicknamed “dead hooker pond” due to the fact that the body of a dead prostitute was found in it some years ago.

Freshmen who walk around Main South after dark will be raped, robbed, or killed on site.

The Marsh Library on Woodland Street is haunted, as well as one room in Dodd.

Jerry Garcia used to trip acid in the Goddard Library (supposedly he wrote about it in a book).

Everyone who works for the Bon Appetit (the Clark food service company) is an ex-con.

A bird's-eye view of the library looks like an open book. Also, there is a pool on the roof. (This one is absolutely false.)

All foreign students are rich.

If you are one of the first 100 students in line for bracelets on the morning of Spree Day, you will get a free T-shirt (this used to be true).