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Archive for February, 2008

Letter from a high school

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Dear Mr. Cameron:

As a courtesy, we are sending you a copy of this letter we recently wrote your 15-year-old daughter in response to a query we received from her.

“Dear Ms Cameron:

Thank you for your letter. Yes, we are pleased to report, your father’s old high school is still standing and our library was able to find yearbooks dating back to his graduation. In fact, a few teachers even remember your father, which I will get to in a moment.

In answer to your first question: In every picture existing of your father, he is well shod, wearing what I believe were called “earth shoes” back then. Also, the weather here is moderate, with any snow generally lasting from December to March, hardly the entire school year. Thus, his descriptions of how he “struggled to school” in the mornings, do, as you suggested, seem a bit exaggerated. In fact, our bus logs are (remarkably) still intact and show that not only was your father a registered user, but that his parents paid an extra ten dollars a month for door to door delivery.

I am sure there were days your father was “sharply dressed” as he put it. However, in every single picture I was able to uncover, he was wearing the same thing: bell bottom jeans with with white strings trailing onto the floor, horizontal rents in the knees, and no belt buckle. His T-shirt has a message on it that is easily communicated with hand gestures. His hair hangs below his shoulders and looks as if it were exposed to a lot of wind. Perhaps he rode the bus with the windows down.

As to academics and “concentrating on the basics”, one must remember the times: the “basics” back then may very well have embraced some of your father’s elective subjects, which included “Personal Citizenship,” “Ecology”, and one which apparently was called “Relevance”. We have no record of what if anything was taught in these classes. What records we do have show that your father did indeed take Geometry, just as he claims. In fact, he took it his sophomore year, repeated it his junior year, and repeated the course again his senior year - Geometry was required for graduation.

Now, as to Mr. Muggins, who had your father in a class called “Problems of Modern Relationships”, Mr. Muggins does not wish to dispute the claim that your father always had his homework done early, he merely wants to point out that no matter when it was done, it was always handed in late. In fact, he remembers your father as having the most outrageous excuses for not being prepared, including having to evacuate his house because it was infected with the China Syndrome.

Your father was not, sad to say, President of the Student Council. Perhaps he is confusing student government with a social group called “The Slackers” which was as Mr. Muggins recalls, a group of boys who sat in the hallways and made loud groaning noises when an attractive girl passed by. Your father was assistant vice president of this club and to our knowledge the only past member not currently serving time in a federal penitentiary.

One thing IS completely verifiable: Your father’s name is, indeed, carved above the door to the school. Please be advised now that we have noticed it, it will be sanded out and refinished at a cost of $300. We would appreciate it if your father would pay for the damages without our having to engage a lawyer.

The honor roll to which he referred to is not hanging over the door, but on a wall outside my office. I will leave unanswered the question of whether his name is on it.

Thank you very much for your letter, which we found most amusing. Mr. Muggins sends his regards to your father.

Frederick Douglass

Thursday, February 14th, 2008


Frederick Douglass was born in February. He was never quite sure of the year or the date, so eventually he chose to celebrate on the 14th, remembering that his mother had called him “my little valentine.” He thought the year was 1817, though more recent scholarship suggests it might have been 1818.

He was given an introduction to literacy by Mrs. Auld, his slaveholding mistress, joining in the lessons she was giving her own son. When Mr. Auld found out, he demanded that the lessons stop. They did, but Douglass was determined to be literate, and he found a way.

Frederick Douglass
When Douglass was 19 or 20, he escaped slavery. He began to write and speak eloquently as an abolitionist. During the Civil War he served as an adviser to President Lincoln. When the war was over, he held a variety of positions, including journalist, bank president, and ambassador to Haiti.

In 1877 Douglass purchased Cedar Hill, his final home, in Washington, D.C. Today it is the Frederick Douglass National Historic Site. The National Park Service has created a virtual tour of this home, including photos of many artifacts that humanize this National Treasure. (My personal favorite is a pair of sunglasses.)

When the Equal Rights Party met in convention in 1872, they nominated Victoria Woodhull for President of the United States and Frederick Douglass for Vice President. The nominations were more symbolic than anything else, but as I listen to news of the campaigns of current presidential hopefuls, I can’t help thinking they would both be pleased.

A Time of Remembrance

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Teacher Gail Desler and her students have produced A Time of Remembrance, an ongoing oral history of Japanese-Americans who endured the internment camps during World War II. Desler describes the project as recording the “living voices” of these people and views it as a legacy.

This is a good resource for anyone who is teaching Journey to Topaz, Farewell to Manzanar, oral history, or World War II. Desler adds, “All of those interviewed have given permission for teachers to incorporate the interview clips and photo images into lessons.”

Write a novel in 6 words

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Describe your life in six words!

That’s the premise Larry Smith and Rachel Fershleiser work with in a recent article in the LA Times. They recount the famous Ernest Hemingway tale, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Hemingway’s piece, of course, was fiction. Smith and Fershleiser invite readers to submit autobiography. You can read some of the models at their site. (My favorite is by Jancee Dunn: “ABCs MTV SATs THC IRA NPR.”)

I could see a creative writing class working on this, and it would certainly encourage students to be concise. I could also see it as a book report (write Jay Gatsby’s life story in six words) or as a prewriting task before a character analysis. It might ask too much of very young writers, but should work well with high school and older.

If you try this, let me know how it works!

The kids are already there.

Monday, February 11th, 2008

It’s hard to keep track of all the new tools being developed using Web 2.0 interactivity — a new one seems to pop up almost daily. Kevin Jarrett, an elementary teacher and certified Google Educator, does a good job on his blog, NCS-Tech. I am always amazed at his ability to find all these wonderful resources, take them for a test drive, and then blog about them.

Dawn Hogue, a teacher in Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin, recently developed a terrific site on why blogs and wikis are valuable in the classroom. She includes models of educational blogs and wikis as well as links to video files that are already considered “classic” among teachers who use these tools.

Part of our job as educators is to prepare the way for the successful integration of this approach as we move toward a 21st century curriculum. Parents may equate classroom blogging with the stuff that takes place on Facebook and MySpace. You and I know that’s like comparing filet mignon with hamburger, but we need to convince them. After all, some of these parents are the legislators who fund the technology programs.

So Kevin, thanks for showing us all these great resources! And Dawn, thanks for the support as we explain why we need to go this way — because the kids are already there.

Only an English teacher will think this is funny.

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Direct object!

Direct object WHO?

No, no, it’s direct object WHOM.

Teaching The Crucible

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

You have been accused of witchcraft. The accusation itself is considered proof; no one put on trial for witchcraft is ever found not guilty. You have two choices: proclaim your innocence loudly and die, or confess your guilt, accuse an “accomplice,” spend some time in jail, and live.

Which choice would you make?

This tough call lies at the heart of Arthur Miller’s play The Crucible, a play that explores Salem, McCarthyism, and any other situation in which those in power assume they can’t be wrong and accuse others of the crime of disagreeing with them.

It is easy for our students, insulated by a distance of 400 years, to proclaim that making a witchcraft a crime is “stupid” and that certainly THEY would never give in to the hysteria. Prior to reading the play (or seeing the excellent movie that Miller himself worked on), students need to understand the complexity of the situation. A good pre-reading activity is available from National Geographic. Entitled “Salem Witchcraft Hysteria“, the site invites visitors to assume the role of someone who lived in Salem at the time. It guides them through the maze of choices and consequences.

This kind of interactive activity helps students realize that sometimes there is no good choice; sometimes we can only make the best of a bad situation and live with the aftermath. This is a difficult lesson for many adolescents — for many adults, as well — one that teaches respect for those who take the moral high ground and compassion for those who find that they can’t.

Chomp! Chomp!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

You say your grandson writes sentence fragments better than Obi-Wan swings a light saber?
You say you’d like that writing problem to boldly go where it has never gone before — AWAY?
You say you need materials for a 12-year-old?

Well, I can help with 2 out of 3.

Grammar Bytes contains wonderful interactive writing exercises for high school students. Provided free of charge by Robin Simmons, the site addresses issues that teachers often see in student writing:

  • comma splices and fused sentences
  • sentence fragments
  • irregular verbs
  • commas
  • pronoun agreement
  • pronoun reference
  • subject-verb agreement
  • word choice

The site is a nice mix of interactivity and traditional print-out resources. Students who want to practice on their own can keep track of their progress.

Parts of the site, like the “Terms” section, are still under construction, and I hope Simmons will continue her creative approach to helping students understand these concepts. So far, my favorite is in the “Abstract Nouns” section — she pairs them with concrete nouns to illustrate the difference.


Abstract: relaxation Concrete: bubble bath
Abstract: dedication Concrete: teacher
Abstract: deceit Concrete: the President

(No, she doesn’t say which one.)

OmniBiography

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

“But I don’t know who to write about!”

Finding a topic can be tough. When you’re doing a biography unit, deciding on a person to write about can also be a challenge. Wouldn’t it be great if a Web site made it possible to read just a little about someone, enough to know whether they would be interesting?

Enter OmniBiography. This terrific site not only categorizes people by country — good encouragement for an international perspective in American classrooms — but it also provides biographical information in multiple languages where appropriate.

  • Looking for something on Pablo Picasso? Will that be English, Spanish, or German?
  • Researching Marco Polo? Choose from English, Italian, or Spanish.
  • Nelson Mandela? English, Spanish, or French.

The site suffers from dead links, always a risk online; but one a good manager should deal with. Fortunately, multiple links are available for most entries. If one link is dead, chances are good another will be available.

Students can browse by country or by name, accessing information quickly and moving on until they find someone they want to research further. This is a good site for starters.

Langston Hughes

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Black History Month is a good time to celebrate African-American writers. (Actually, ANY time is a good time to celebrate writers and writing, but I’ll save that for another time.)

The Academy of American Poets
has an audio file of Langston Hughes reading “The Negro Speaks of Rivers.” Hughes discusses his inspiration for this early poem, written while he was traveling.
Langston Hughes
I found myself wondering whether this poem might work as a mentor text or as a model to encourage students to think beyond poetry as a strict rhythm-and-rhyme experience. The process would be the same simple and profound experience Hughes had, taking the impulse of the moment and making connections to something greater, moving from the concrete to the abstract. Each student could find something to help them make the connection.

Younger students:

I’ve known puppies … My soul has run like a puppy.
I’ve known trees … My family is strong, like trees.
I’ve known crayons … My friends are different, like crayons.

Older students:

I’ve known books …
I’ve known snow …
I’ve known lockers …

Athletes:

I’ve known basketballs …
I’ve known shoes…
I’ve known coaches …

Teachers:

I’ve known classrooms …
I’ve known chalkboards …
I’ve known students …

Bloggers:

I’ve known keyboards …

If you try this, I’d love to hear how it works for you!

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