Grandma and the Computer

The computer’s swallowed grandma
Yes, honestly, its true.
She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’
And disappeared from view.

Its devoured her completely -
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe she’s caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I’ve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I’ve even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found online.

So, if inside your ‘In Box’
My Grandma you should see.
Please ‘Scan’, ‘Copy’ and ‘Paste’ her
In an e-mail back to me.

Special thanks to Cybersalt!

Posted Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:01:23 and filed under Technology, Humor. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.