If you believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick …
… you might be a teacher.

If you find humor in other people’s stupidity …
… you might be a teacher.

If you want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3 and have summers free” …
… you might be a teacher.

If you believe chocolate is a food group …
… you might be a teacher.

If you can tell it’s a full moon without ever looking outside …
… you might be a teacher.

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