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Friday, May 11th by carla

The world as students have explained it to their teachers …

  • The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
  • The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
  • Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply

    religious feelings.

  • A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly

    constipated authorities.

  • To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until

    it drips into the throat.

  • One by-product of raising cattle is calves.

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