A humorous look at the world as students have explained it to their teachers …

• A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
• The future of “I give” is “I take.”
• The parts of speech are lungs and air.
• The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
• Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
• (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

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