Alfred University
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Inside Scoop
- Art Stars
- Snide reference to teachers’ pets in the art school.
- Big Ugly
- Extremely unattractive but tasty hamburger-hotdog.
- CDC
- The Career Development Center.
- CE
- Ceramic Engineer.
- Death Center
- Crandall Health Center.
- Fab Shop
- The metal shop.
- Ford Street
- The Ford Street apartments on campus
- Glass Holes
- Glass blowers
- Hot Shop
- The glass blower’s shop.
- Op Shop
- Thrift Store on Mill Street.
- Pixel Pushers
- Design students.
- Smartists
- The BA/FA students.
- Steinheim
- Castle-like structure that houses the CDC.
- Suicide Wings
- Buffalo chicken wings of extremely spicy nature.
- Suites
- The Pine Hill Suites on campus.
- Underwear
- A bronze cast underwear installation in Powell Campus Center.
- Uni
- The Uni-Mart 24-hour convenience store.
- Vaginas
- The Vagina Monologues comes to campus every year.
Things I Wish I Knew Before Coming
- Get on the smallest meal plan possible.
- “Town” consists of five stores and a post office.
- Go to Playfair during orientation.
- It’s not the hottest campus on earth.
- Grades can be contested.
- It’s a great school for undecided majors.
Tips to Succeed
- Pick classes you actually like.
- Take classes with popular teachers and outside your major.
- Actually go to class and go on time.
- Check your University e-mail.
- Go to your teacher’s office hours.
- Always dispute bad grades.
- Make studious friends.
Urban Legends
- The Brick is haunted.
- Playboy ranked AU the ugliest campus in America.
Traditions
- AIDS Charity Basketball Game
- This is one sporting event at Alfred that brings out a crowd. Every year, teams from AU and Alfred State compete against each other to raise money for victims of HIV. It really is a feel-good event and an opportunity for any unknown “ballers” to come out and show their stuff.
- The Alfies
- It’s the premiere awards show event on the Alfred University campus. Okay, so it’s the only awards show on campus, but it’s our very own. Each year in Harder Hall, the University gives out awards specially tailored to the Alfred Community. The University splurges on classy hors d’oeurvres, and students arrive on our red carpet dressed to impress. It’s meant to be a light-hearted event, but sometimes the stakes get pretty high.
- Decorating the King Alfred Statue
- In the midst of campus, there is a bronze statue of the University’s symbol and mascot, the revered Saxon, King Alfred. Lauded for his accomplishments in reviving education throughout medieval Europe, he is also a prime target for pranksters. Students like to put things like beer cans in his benevolently outstretched hand and garnish his crown with toilet paper, rotten fruit, and so forth.
- Hot Dog Day Weekend
- If you can imagine a Labor Day parade running headlong into an Octoberfest celebration, you should have a pretty good idea of what Hot Dog Day is all about. Every spring, the town comes out for an entire weekend of drinking, games, and pork products. Craft booths line the Main Street, as well as games and rides. Hot Dog Day is also the premiere weekend for poor decision making and random hookups. It’s as though the whole town says “To hell with it, school’s almost over anyway!”
- Dance Concert
- The Dance Concert is held yearly at the end of fall and spring semester. The show features student choreographed dances ranging in style from ballet to hip hop. Any student can volunteer to dance or choreograph a dance. Many students perform in more than one dance.
- Midnight Breakfast
- During finals week, Ade Dining Hall opens its doors at midnight. Students weary from studying flock to Ade to eat, relax, and hang out. WALF FM, the campus radio station, supplies tunes, and as an added bonus, your favorite teachers serve up the grub!
- Playfair
- During orientation week, all the freshmen are summoned together for ice breakers and activities. Once they have sufficiently bonded, they are divided by residence halls and pitted against each other in the Freshman Olympics. It sounds cheesy. It is cheesy, but where else will you ever be able to scream “I want a standing ovation!” and get one?!
- Senior Shows
- Harder Hall is completely transformed from a smoke-belching art factory into a spectacular gallery space. Students, faculty, parents, and visitors come from all over to wander through five floors of exhibitions. The halls are also lined with tables of free wine, cheese, and hors d’oeuvres, but we like to think people come for the culture.
- Traying
- Have I said it enough? It snows here, and the campus sits on a 60 degree incline. Naturally, sledding is a must. Still, not everyone could fit their toboggan in the family stationwagon, so they steal the conveniently-sized dinner trays from the dining halls and have at it!
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